Or PURPLE as the case may be. Such as in this case. I have just been pointed to a post that shows the most insanely awful purple prose I have ever witnessed in my life. Including highschool poetry classes. But this is apparently published fiction. Oh, holy chickpeas.

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html

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Holy F*!%ing Crap! Okay, only a quickie here guys, but swimming with dolphins? Completely and utterly incredible. They're Hector's dolphins, smallest in the world, and the most rare. They were wild. We got in the water. We made intensely foolish noises to attract them. We were wearing sadly not at all attractive wetsuits, but they kept us warm in ( Read more... )